I’ve been on this hellsite for years and I can’t bring myself to care anymore

 

garrulus:

lizzie bennet is wild tho like she refuses his ridiculous proposal and roasts him and then gets roasted in return and then she goes to his fucking house to do some sightseeing and snooping and gets caught and my girl i could never

wt-nv-quotes:

We discourage people from drinking non-water, things like yellow mustard, gasoline, and sea water. Despite its name, sea water is not actually water.

kartatchk asked

Hello sir, very important serious question about Good Omens 2 plot!

Is this duck playing the accordion or just holding it?

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fuckyeahgoodomens:

neil-gaiman:

It is playing the accordion. Why would a duck just hold an accordion?

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curapicas:

Vex’s presence in the sunken tomb altering the whole trajectory of Percy’s character arc and ultimately setting it in stone with her nat20 confession in the ressurection ritual

AND

Percy’s titling leading to Vex realizing her own feelings just in time to reject Sandor’s lifechanging proposal into making her a heartless archfey thus /keeping/ her own character arc

gilmores-glorious-blog:

my mom, watching percy during a fight scene: so what’s this guy’s deal?

my brother and i, in unison: gun.

naneki-maid:

still thinking about how Eli and his horse were dancing in circles, kicking up a dust storm because he couldn’t decide whether to disappear or to turn right around in search of Cornelia. he always told her about how he didn’t believe in destiny, about how we’re only here for a moment—life’s a whole lot of aiming. one miss. but in that moment that all disappeared. i think if he hadn’t heard her voice he would have chosen her. even if it meant his life.

this narrative hits me so hard because it’s a love story that is destined for tragedy, which is only realized more clearly as the series progresses. it’s two people who have experienced their own unique and excruciatingly long lifetimes of pain/suffering who have finally found love within the other, something they never thought they’d ever find again. and then it’s all taken away. we only see this a few times in the series but I think Chaske Spencer is especially brilliant and cruel when he manages to make the same expression every time he embraces Cornelia, which is one of extreme pain. tormented by her embrace, and agony to be separated.